Jack and his buddies were discussing an upcoming hunting trip.
Unfortunately, Jack had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Jack headed home, depressed.
Later on when Jack's buddies arrived at the hunting camp, they were shocked to see Jack. He was already there with a cold beer in hand, burgers cooking on the grill, gun cleaned and loaded, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you come, Jack?"
"I didn't have to," Jack replied.
"When I left you guys, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a brew to drown my sorrows. Then she snuck up behind me, covered my eyes,and said, 'Surprise!'"
"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through nightie and said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want!'"
"So, HERE I AM!"

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